Monday, July 21, 2008

Modern Garbage Collection

We would like to introduce the newest line of garbage collection attire.

 

We feel like this will become the newest rage for several reasons. First there is the obvious "stop traffic" benefit. This outfit will cause all those who are passing to at the least slow down and yield the right of way to your garbage truck and quite possibly stop traffic all together. Secondly, there is the "smell" benefit. You always hate to take your work home with you and with this uniform there is very little for smell to cling to so you will arrive home smelling almost as fresh as when you left in the morning. Third, there is the "convenience" benefit. With this particular uniform you are well equipped to move straight into another activity. If a recital should pop up you are ready, if a prince should need a mate you are ready, if you need to grant a wish the magic fairy is ready and waiting.

 

Welcome to the world of fashion and ease.
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2 comments:

#3 said...

what a garBABE...and to think all these years-I thought naked garbage collecting was more functional

Anonymous said...

This is strikingly similar to my yardwork outfit..